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- dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
- sam: k
- dean: so...so it's like this all right
- dean: you know how i love pie the best
- sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
- dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
- dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
- sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
- dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
- dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
- dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
- dean: this really amazing cake
- dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
- dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
- dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
- dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
- dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
- dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
- sam: dean wat
- dean:
- sam: what are you even saying
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
Guys what if the reason Sam grew to be taller than Dean was because he was the one who got to eat while Dean had to sit by and starve so his little brother wouldn’t be hungry; therefore not getting enough nourishment to grow. He’s still tall as fuck though.
SLOW DOWN THERE SATAN
Not even Satan would say such a thing…I do believe the phrasing you’re looking for is
SLOW DOWN METATRON
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I’M DYING hELP
“Why the fuck ain’t yall laughing” hjfgj
the “i prefer neopets” incident is my favorite
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I FOUND A WHOLE ROOM FULL OF PILLOWS I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THE MOST FUN I WILL PROBABLY EVER HAVE
(via crazy-with-a-capital-k)
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
Okay, Sam. Today you’re gonna do better. You’re not gonna let him down.
You’re not gonna fail him. You’re not gonna taint him or d-drive him away. He doesn’t have to stick around, but he does. Don’t mess that up, Sam.Don’t ever forget what you are.
I HATE YOU GUYS
WHY
Owwwww
WHYYYYY
WHYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
the fucking voicemail?
was that necessary?!?!?
Anonymous asked: who is that first person that shows up in the drawing of the season 8 "ending"?
That’s supposed to be Gabriel :P, I’m not the best drawer!
hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
“TO BE USED ONLY IN TIMES OF EXTREME EMERGENCY”
WOW, I REALLY NEED TO SUMMON A DEMON. IT’S AN EMERGENCY.
WELL WHAT IF YOU NEEDED TO FIND A SPECIFIC DEMON WHO MAKES CROSSROAD DEALS CAUSE YOUR MORON OF AN UNCLE AND YOUR EQUALLY IDIOTIC BROTHER LOST THEIR LEGS AND AGE TO ONE BECAUSE THOSE IDIOTS ACTUALLY THOUGHT THEY WERE BETTER AT POKER THAN A MOTHERFUCKIN DEMON WOULD YOU BE AS SARCASTIC IF THAT HAPPENED HUH? WOULD YA?you know, I try to tell my friends that tumblr really isn’t satanic it just likes some weird shows, and then this shit comes up and all arguments I have are doused in holy water and burned.
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IM SCREAMING I GOTUASHFSJKDJKVC
this is incredibly sexual
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