A sarcastic, bi (or lesbian, I can't even fucking tell anymore), british fangirl who has the joy to live in the soggier parts of London, and you can address me as either Em, or 'Lord and Master Over All'. Either one is fine.
I have a particularly unhealthy, possibly abusive relationship with Kiwis. Seriously, sometimes I eat so many they make my mouth bleed.
It should also be known that if Adam remains in hell, bitches gonna die
the denial that is my dream season nine has gained another character